Brittany's Mess

Ok, I couldn't help it, I've got to post about Britney's VMA performance. I didn't watch the VMA's but had to hear the Fox25 News team debate about how "fat" she was. I even wrote a little post about how pissed I was that they wasted my precious morning time with that CRAP-O-LA. Granted, we all like to watch the rich and drunk trip and fall, but not first thing in the morning. I can take care of that myself. Here's what I wrote:

I am SO SICK of having to listen to Fox25 morning news waste time talking about Brittany and other celebrities. They're horrible role models for young people and most of them are talentless. If I want to inform myself of mindless garbage, I'll pick up a magazine in line at the super market.Here's a novel idea: try spending a little more time reporting actual news. How about additional world news? I'm sure the American public would like to be informed of worldly events that are happening every day unbeknownst to them. I know I would. Maybe Doug Meehan can offer alternative routes in his traffic report?Unless Brittany Spears discovers the cure for Cancer please, please, please don’t waste anymore of our time glorify her or picking her appart.

I didn't even watch the VMA's, so because the FOX25 News Team kept going on and on (seriously, they must've rapped about it for like 5 minutes), I decided to sneak a peak at work. I couldn't tear myself away. I was like a moth to a flame because I couldn't see what the HELL they were talking about? FAT? The chick squeezed out two kids! I'd punch your grandmother in the head to look as fat as her. Pah-leeeeze. So she lip synched, but she always has. At the very least, she can follow a choreographed routine well. Her VMA performance was a little Michael Jackson-zombies on qualudes-"Thriller" like. It's almost like she was a high school kid trying to pretend she didn't care. You know how it's cool to act aloof when you're 15? Yeah, that was her. So I popped by one of my favorite catty sites: Perez Hilton. He's even more of a bitch than me. Love it. Then I caught a little crazy action on TMZ.com which is where I saw the "Brit Fan Hops Crazytown Express" video. Is he under his bed-tent with a flashlight/spotlight? Cooooo-coooooo. Queen. Brava!