I went Christmas shopping AGAIN last night and I'm still not finished. I had my Sephora cherry popped. God, I love that store. I could've spent forever and a day in there had it not been for the sales girls chasing me down every isle. I saw one woman getting a "makeover" done at one of the corner booths. I could tell by the hungry look in the sales girl's eye, that she wanted me. Not because she looked like a bull dyke, but because I was a blank canvas just begging for color. So, I ran outa there screaming. Next time, I'll have to bring reinforcements. Who knows, maybe I'll request the Kabuki look. I like the Dee Snider. "We're not gonna take it, NO we ain't gonna take it! We're not gonna take it, anymoooooooorrrrrrreeeeee!"