My First Blog Eva!

OK. Alright. I've finally started a blog of my own upon my sister's suggestion to "go blog yourself!" Here goes. I'm at work right now, and I probablly shouldn't be doing this, but my job blows donkey balls, so fudge it. A kid I work with and I have been getting into using funny alternative swear words a.k.a. substitute swears.

"Ten Tips for Taming Your Tongue"

1. Recognize that swearing does damage.
2. Start by eliminating casual swearing.
3. Think positively.
4. Practice being patient.
5. Cope, don't cuss.
6. Stop complaining.
7. Use alternative words.
8. Make your point politely.
9. Think of what you should have said.
10. Work at it."
11. ....blow me.

Yeah, I know, sometimes I can make Samuel Jackson blush, but that's what I get for hanging out with a bunch of old, drunken bikers. I know it isn't very lady like, but it's just so gorsh durned colorful.