I spent 2 hours of my life watching the premier of "America's Next Top Model" last night.
I can't begin to reveal how much I love that show. My sister and I agree that Anchal has a squishy Barbie face and has a very short torso. Holy Shiva. The twins are very blah. Oh the controversy regarding the "bulimia" shot...gimme a break, why didn't they shoot her sticking her finger down her throat? The little 18 year old Republican intern Ginger was ridiculous (talk about spreading her wings, HA!). I can't wait to watch it next week. The preview showed Anchal and some other white girl busting in on Monique in the phone booth and hanging up her phone call. You go girlz. Even though the drag queen is very manly, I think she's beautiful. I would like to have Nigel Barker's children.
I am so sick of hearing about Rachel Ray's new show. I have her haircut by the way. Not that I wanted it, it just happened that way. I don't understand why she has to say, "E-V-O-O, extra virgin olive oil" every single time she says it! She explains the acronym every single time. Enough already, we got it Rach...EVOO. Why not just say, "olive oil"? I swear, if I hear her say "Yumm-o" or "De-lish" or "GB, garbage bowl" or call a sandwich a "Sammy" ...WHAM! Right in the kisser, to the moon!
While watching the news last night, I've learned that we may now be able to text message in our orders to fast food joints. OMG, I can hear America getting fatter.
I am so sick of hearing about Rachel Ray's new show. I have her haircut by the way. Not that I wanted it, it just happened that way. I don't understand why she has to say, "E-V-O-O, extra virgin olive oil" every single time she says it! She explains the acronym every single time. Enough already, we got it Rach...EVOO. Why not just say, "olive oil"? I swear, if I hear her say "Yumm-o" or "De-lish" or "GB, garbage bowl" or call a sandwich a "Sammy" ...WHAM! Right in the kisser, to the moon!
While watching the news last night, I've learned that we may now be able to text message in our orders to fast food joints. OMG, I can hear America getting fatter.
A weirdo chick I work with is a Jehova's Witness. Ugh, not only are they knocking down my door @ 7AM on Saturday, but they're bringing me bibles and copies of the WatchTower News @ work. Do I really seem like I need their salvation??? Do people take one look at me and think, "sinner!"? Here's an interesting link I found:
Which brings me to the explanation of the name of my blogspot. I live by to a Portuguese Catholic church. It's actually in my backyard. It's got beautiful stained glass windows. I've always found the architecture of churches jaw dropping. This particular church evidently doesn't believe in ringing an old fashioned bell, no sir. They've got 6 very large p.a. stadium speakers set up on the steeple. My Sunday mornings start with, "BONG! crackle, crackle, crackle... BONG! crackle, crackle, crackle." They play a tape recording of a record recording of a bell ringing. Sometimes they have services outside in the parking lot which is, again, in my back yard. I get the overwhelming urge to scream obscenities out the window at them. Yep, going to hell. I wonder which of my hand baskets I should bring?
posted by Joyce at 9:34 AM
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Did they clear the sample of that church bell...they could be sued.
I, too, find church architecture awesome. I respect any architecture that requires some thought other than "how can we make this building as cheap as possible?".
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