Awkward

Talk about uncomfortable. I went home to the rents' house to catch up with my sister. Her fiance was there also. I brought a few DVD's home with me, one of which was, "Superbad." I would not recommend watching this film in the company of any parent. There's a scene where a young drunk girl is on top of a boy and tells him how wet she is and how she wants him inside of her. I squirmed. There were f* bombs everywhere which I normally applaud, but it was a bit overkill. The film desensitizes one to the word, so that it's not as colorful as it once was. Fuck looses it's punch. Which brings me to the donkey punch. The scene in "40 Year Old Virgin," where the older Indian gentleman rattled off all of these nasty sexual terms was hilarious. Not just because he's an older guy saying shocking shit with a funny accent, but because the terms themselves are hilarious, such as the "Rusty Trombone" or "Dirty Sanchez." "Superbad" made pretty clever usage of sexual synonyms, ie "she wants to make a pubic hair salad." They used, "vag" (pron. vaj) a few times, but I think if they switched it up and used Oprah's, "vah jay-jay" or the word poon/poontang/poonah-nie and/or cooter, it would've been funnier. My sister's fiance remarked how reminiscent it was for him because McLovin reminded him of his former high school self. I later told him that he looked like a cross mix of McLovin and Josh Groban, which I don't think he took as a compliment. I didn't mean it as a put down. I wanted to tell him, "dude, Josh Groban isn't getting pussy galore just because he can sing. He's a champion clam pounder because he's a good lookin' guy also," but my dad was there, and there just wasn't a way to whisper all of that to him. So, I hope he reads this and realizes I didn't mean it as an insult. Slightly drunk and very tired. More embellishment later. Night.